is my co-worker. let's just call him Bob because i don't want to give out his real name.
this parody is dedicated to him.
it's a parody from the John Michael Montogomery song "I Swear"
you the dumbest mother fucker alive
you don't do shit and just watch porn all day
i'll be there
to fuck you up
for the greater good
till death you be
i'll hate you with every single beat of my heart